They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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