This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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