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The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I think people are normalizing furries
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