I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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