please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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