So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Randomize
