I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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