let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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