He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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