so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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