Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
