ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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