I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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