Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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