Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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