Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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