So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
