can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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