In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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