I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
My dick has a subreddit
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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