You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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