I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
be right there i have to get my cape
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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