so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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