yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Do plants get herpes?
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