I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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