All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
