Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
