He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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