Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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