i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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