shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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