He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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