FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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