Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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