I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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