Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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