doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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