sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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