Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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