sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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