Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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