I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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