I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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