yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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