That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Randomize
