I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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