it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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