1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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