And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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