Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm too high and old for this...
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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